The sexy Halloween costume. This is what pretty much all of the teenage girls wear. The sad thing is that the costumes they choose to make sexy are costumes that should not be considered sexy at all. Mummies, ninja turtles, and creepy dolls are far from sexy. Why do we have sexy costumes?

Halloween used to be a day for abstinence and a day to honor the dead. It also used to be a time when girls would go on dates with guys. They would get together and go out. Sadly, but not surprisingly, society has turned nice costumes into sexy costumes for all of the wrong reasons. You can probably guess where I am going with that. Guys want girls for obvious reasons and when girls dress up sexy and go to parties, guys are satisfied.

Sexy costumes have put a staple on today's society. Girls nowadays want to appeal to guys and dress up slutty just to have an excuse. Because Halloween is a day for costumes, girls have an excuse to dress up like sluts. Society has so many naughty things nowadays that girls think it is no problem to dress up this way. Instead of calling this Halloween, why don't we call it day of the sluts?

Rhetorical halloween? Whaaa?

If you did not know, I am a triplet. I have an identical sister and one fraternal. When we were very little my mom decided that she wanted us to be pumpkins for Halloween. She had a lady make our costumes and we got to wear them and sit there and look cute. That was the whole reason she made it. And she did not want to buy real pumpkins.

 

The argument of this Halloween costume is that the three of us were very cute, and our mom did not want to buy real pumpkins so we were her pumpkins that year. This is rhetorical why? Because by our mom dressing us as pumpkins, she was trying to persuade everyone else that we were cute! I would have agreed with her.

My puppy

My puppies name is Tiko. He is probably the cutest dog in the world. When I first got him I couldn't imagine what life woud be like with him in it, and now after having him for a year I can't imagine what it would be like without him. He makes me so happy when I am having a bad day, and even when I am not. He is the energizer bunny every day. His favorite toy is his frisbee, which I throw for him after school. I swear he never runs out of energy. After a while of throwing it, I am on the ground panting while he is waiting for me to throw it again. He keeps me in shape. In short, I love my puppy and I am lucky to have him.

Humor Responses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WYvm-xRByA&feature=related


The delivery of this stand up routine makes the humor work. Ellen uses many different inflections in her voice to emphasize funny moments on the plane. Her body language shows a lot of emotion and the actions she uses are very funny. She also uses sound effects during a long pause that helps the humor of what she just said sink into the audience.

People watching at Starbucks....:)

1) People were very impatient when they were waiting for there coeffe. They were looking around and stamping their feet while they popped a hip.
2) The workers and people enjoying their coeffe were very diligent and focused. The workers made the drinks very quickly and treated the customers very kindly while the customers got work done at their tables.
3) Everyone was on technology. People walked into the store on their phones and many of them also had computers that they were using. One person even ordered while they were on the phone. How rude.
4) Nobody smiled or said hello to the cashier when they said hello. They got what they wanted then went on their way.
5) The people were dressed very nicely. It looked like they cared a lot about how they looked and put a lot of effort into their appearnce.
6) Many people were not in good shape. They did not stand up straight and were not toned. They looked very lazy.
7) All of the people were wearing warm clothes because it was cold outside.